TO:  Food and Drug Administration
FROM:  Dr. Justin Love, PhD — Chief Researcher
RE:  The Essence of Love — Progress Notes

After years of dedicated research funded entirely by Headmore Research, I am pleased to report significant progress on my formula I have titled The Essence of Love. My intention is to create a compound capable of sustaining optimal heart function indefinitely — perhaps even beyond what modern medicine considers possible.

I will be submitting this correspondence to you formally once my trials are further refined. I ask that you do not act prematurely. The science, I assure you, is sound.

The formula itself consists of a mixture of specific BLOOD TYPES and essential oils extracted from skin, nails, and hair. The precise ratios remain proprietary and will be disclosed only upon full certification.

Later, I will provide insight into all of the details including the identities of which MISSING WOMEN I used as my test SUBJECTs. Their contributions to this research will not go unacknowledged.

I trust you understand the magnitude of what is being accomplished here. Love is not merely an emotion. It is a science. And I have mastered it.

Sincerely,

Dr. Justin Love, PhD
Chief Researcher, Headmore Research Institute